Granted, but then the server crashes and the rollback put it back to where you were last week.

I wish I got kidnapped.

Granted, but then you found out it was me who did it and you were put into depression. o.o
I wish my headache would go away. xD

Granted, but then you were given stomach pains instead.

I wish my roommate wasn't a psycho :p (just kidding, she's cool lol)

granted......but then you find her abnormalities were due to her being an alien.

i wish i had a third arm in the middle of my back

Granted but you would accidently get pulled into a woodchipper by it.

I wish i had my license already.

Granted......but you get poked in the eye on the way out of the DMV and r blinded for life (good luck driving)

i wish the force of gravity was less so we could jump higher

Granted, but then we'd get used to it and you'd change your wish to ask for it being more. :3

I wish my father wasn't an asshole, lol.

Granted....but then he turns out to be too nice (it was sooo much easier to hate him when he was mean)

i wish Koh would get her damn lap top already

Granted. Just fucking granted :p

I wish I got my damn laptop already too.